So Kimi Probably Wasn't Adopted

Don't worry, Kimi--surgery is really like a rite of passage in our family.

Do you all realize that between three sisters we have had 4 torn ACLs (I lead the way with 2!!), two fractured kneecaps, bursitis, plantar fasciitis, a chronically dislocated shoulder, and an assortment of broken fingers, sprained ankles, and torn pieces of cartilage.

Mom and Dad really are not genetically suited to have kids. God, it's a miracle we ever made it past the age of 10 without accidentally maiming ourselves.