sights at the gym

Hi guys...Just had to share what I saw at the gym the other night...

First was a 50-year old man doing squats in spandex hot pants. It was nasty -- they barely covered his ass. Why, why, why???

The second thing was this Asian dude with Down Syndrome...The weight section wasn't very crowded, but for some reason he comes over and stands right in front of me, less than 3 feet away. He starts flexing his biceps in the mirror and even lifts up his little tank top to reveal his Winnie-the-Pooh-like belly. He does a set of biceps curls, and as he's re-racking his weights, he lets out this HUGE FART. It was all I could do to keep myself from laughing.

Richie says that's why they keep them in cages in Kazakhstan.