Recent Highlights from Overheard in New York

From http://www.overheardinnewyork.com, one of my favorite sites when I'm killing time:

They've Been Impending for about 4.5 Billion Years, Then

Mom: That's the moon!

Little boy: That's not called the moon! That's called an impending alien invasion!

--Columbia University

At Least, That's What I Heard

JAP #1: Isn't The Pursuit of Happyness an action movie? Because he needs money--

JAP #2: --Not all black people need to shoot people for money.

--Lehman College cafeteria

Can I Marry You, Then?

Little girl: Mommy, I'm going to marry Daddy.

Mom: Sorry, honey, turns out Daddy doesn't like girls. Daddy likes other daddies.

--A train